Grandma, Grandma
Sick in bed
She called for the doctor
And the doctor said,
“Grandma, Grandma, you ain't sick,
All you need is a walking stick!”
And an up shake shake shake shakety shake
And a down shake shake shake shakety shake
And an up shake shake shake shakety shake
And a down shake shake shake shakety shake
From the back to the front to the s-s-side
From the back to the front to the s-s-side
She never went to college
She never went to school
But you bet your bottom dollar
She could wriggle like a fool